This is a publication borne out of pure ennui and is uninspired in every sense of the term. Any resemblance to any time of the week or to mathematical impossibilities is unintentional.

Nevertheless, we would love to hear from you. If you have any article that you want to see published, or a bone to pick, mail us at etcetera.clarion@gmail.com (or ping us on Facebook, whatever) Although, to optimise your chances of getting selected, you’d either have to be brilliant, or borderline retarded.